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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

if you had to choseone….

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I would plant carrots towards the bottom so I could pull it out of their asses later.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Soiled their pants literally 🤓

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ever felt like you really wished you had a carrot with you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I guess that answers the question from that meme?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's neat, someone in my city freezes jeans for a similar effect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

this is disturbing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

OwO that's such a big beetroot you have there

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Dirty butts. Soiled pants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Waiting for that one mfer who tells us that this is actually the optimal conditions for the roots or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think fabric makes for a good outdoor planter. I can imaging it's rotting fast and all sorts of pests and unwanted will love this setup.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

It would dry out pretty fast and need frequent watering, but the air permeability of the denim would keep the roots from binding, so it actually would probably result in a deeper root structure and better yields.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I dunno maybe being able to water the legs and not the whole thing is good for some reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nah that doesn't really have anything to do with anything, when you water you just saturate all the soil at once anyway. Think about how plants get watered in nature: not that often but thoroughly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who's to say anyways. Might as well try it. You know, for science

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

call me when there are mantis men. i'll bring my rifle and grenades

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Alright, I've seen enough, I am ready to go vegan

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Stupid sexy planters" was right there!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Less alliteration tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oof you're right!

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 weeks ago

Never wanted to smack a planter until today

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

omfg i’m doing this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oddly disturbing

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

damn those pants are caked up

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Packing the whole bakery

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Like a string of dudes at a urinal trough.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)