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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where can i find the alphabet mafia?

To avoid it, of course

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Just joke about how much you totally don't want to do queer things because you're totally straight and not trans!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

my gender is "goon with transgenderizer gun"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Mine is "goose with transgenderizer gun"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

they did this to sell you more cute dresses >:3

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Jamuke?

TIL jamoke:

Etymology:
by shortening of jamocha "coffee," blend of java and mocha

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The mafia has infested law enforcement too.

I accidentally took the wrong streetcar when visiting San Francisco and ended up in the Castro.

They put a boot on my gender and had it towed. Apparently I have to pay $450 plus $85 per day storage to get it out of impound. I said "forget it" and they crushed it into a cube.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You have 30 minutes to move your cube.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

sigh😮‍💨

i really need to buy more dresses...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of: Look Around You - Sex Change Machine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4ZVO_JSwyWo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I watched that yesterday. Was kinda on edge as to whether it was going to be done well or not, but think it was navigated reasonably well for the 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

In school we watched something like those instruction videos from season 1, and season 2 is a good spoof of series like Beyond 2000.

I like their universe and callbacks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Thanks, Hanks. Thanks."

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

The Gay Agenda: to make people live their authentic selves and lives.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

by any means necessary

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

"Wait that's... comm... no freedom... noo not like that!"