Better comrade crow
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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So what you're saying is, we send goats at the police.
I'm okay with this plan.
That goat is a red spy!
The GOAT
based goat
GOATed goat
That'll probably be in next update of goat simulator
Cop shot goat?
Five warning shots to the head
All goats are bastards.
The goat was just dealing with some baaaaaaaaaaad apples
Good goat.
I can’t be the only one surprised that the goat didn’t get shot
Especially since it's a brown goat.
It wasn't a human being or someones beloved dog, so I'm not surprised.
Do you think the goat is an idiot ? He too bought a gun.
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in ~~good~~ goat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”
-John Lewis
Your honor, I swear a goat ate the receipt
The video lives up to the headline: https://youtu.be/bSRqjxpTXzM?si=8dE18ClbO2qa2lej
He was only kidding around! 🐐
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Cops need more training in how to deal with kids
I wonder which incident it's too soon to make the obvious joke about 🫢
That we both know for sure that there is one without even having heard about it yet is quite illustrative of the sheer scope of the problem..
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I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese
Can we get the orcas after these bastards too?
They're busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We're being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.
Nah. Geese aren't mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.
I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀
My grandmother's only negative story about the war, in which both her school and home were destroyed by bombers, was about the fucking swans she had to deal with in the countryside after being evacuated.
Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.
Did you know that a swan can break your arm?
Lmao you gotta appease the swans, because to them, violence was never an option.
I don't doubt that a swan can fuck you up big time.
This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.
Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder
This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.
Villain originally meant "villager". Look at the superheroes we've got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.
I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.
Everyone wants the goosestep until the goose comes for you.
GoAT goat
Guiltless carnage.
Got em!