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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

the fuck is a ualabi.

(Bad example if they mean wallaby, opium is an invasive species and they only eat it out of desperation. A better one would be the chronically addled eucalyptic meth head that is the koala)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Cedar waxwings get drink on fermented mulberries and roll around on the ground.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

now i can only think of a group of reindeer in DEA vests fighting another of group of reindeer not wearing DEA vests

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

What about the birds that get drunk off of fermented cherries and smash into a stuff? We need to do something about these FWIs or nobody will be safe.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I am not sure if I am scared of a high jaguar or want to pet it. Maybe both?

Jaguar to his buddy: "Dude, I was so baked I let a hairless monkey pet me. I got the munchies though, so I ate him."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You know that mountain what where Moses did the thing with the burning bush? Hallucinogenic mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bees also get drunk. If they try to enter the hive while drunk, they get kicked out to sober up

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

From what I read they don't only get kicked out but absolutely mutilated by ripping their limbs off

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Whoa jeez, that wasn't in the documentary I saw but I do see on YT that it happens. Jeez

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that's for the ones with priors

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe they were wanting to kill them anyway but were waiting til they couldn't defend themselves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What? No way bats can fly under influence! They are not above the law.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That's why they fly upwards into international space first, duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They even make those ads with images from accidents, saying "if you drink, don't fly".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Why is he running, Dad?

Because we have to chase him

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is documentary video of animals on the savannah eating fermented marula is great

https://youtu.be/AIDJ-sTuoO8

the hung over warthog is so relateable!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going to recommend the movie this is from, "Animals are Beautiful People"! It's an older Disney produced documentary from the 70s I think. They put a comedic twist on the narraration and add plenty of cartoon sound affects throughout the film

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I do not recommend it. Firstly, it's not a Disney movie. It was made by a white South African in South Africa during apartheid.

A lot of it is just made up and some of it is clearly animal abuse. There's no question that a weaver bird nest was set on fire for the movie.

The elephant thing isn't even true. It's staged with creative editing.

https://www.krugerpark.co.za/krugerpark-times-3-8-elephant-myth-22760.html

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Amarula logo. Not a bad liquor at all.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

[off topic]

Some believe that beer was the trigger to the change from hunter/gatherer to agricultural society.

https://allthatsinteresting.com/history-of-beer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There's also a stoned ape theory about the cognitive evolution of human consciousness through consumption of psilocybin mushrooms.

https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/stoned-ape-return/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

thats so epic

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Jaguars actually eat the leaves of b. capii, which acts as a MAOI in the Ayahuasca brew.

While there is some discussion that the harmala alkaloids in b. capii might also be slightly psychoactive in high doses, the actual main compound in Ayahuasca is DMT, which is certainly very psychoactive, but not bioavailable when consumed orally without a MAOI. Unless the jaguars have figured out how to combine the two and/or brew ayahuasca, I strongly doubt that's their intention and that they'd get comparable effects.

I think the idea stems from the BBC show Weird Nature showing a jaguar eating yage leaves in episode 6, "Peculiar Potions".

I'm not really sold on how well that content was researched.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Came here for this, I was looking forward to having a Jaguar shaman for my aya ceremony but I guess that's off now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

B. caapi is called ayahuasca, as well as being an ingredient in the brew with the same name, so the image is not technically wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sure. In my opinion, however, the overall context of the image does imply the jaguar enjoys similar effects to those clearly requiring the presence of DMT, as that is what is most people commonly associate with ayahuasca.

It's a bit of a "look at all those animals getting high, this jaguar is even talking to machine elves in the 19th dimension" kinda thing, where - if I remember correctly - they actually consume the leaves for digestive purposes.

Again, the leaves do have an effect, e. g. they apparently act as an SSRI (that's how common antidepressants work) and we can't be absolutely sure about their effect on cats (catnip certainly has some effect on cats we don't readily enjoy), so I can't dismiss the notion of jaguars seeking them out for that reason as well.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The mental images of the consequences of running into, and then having to fight, a jaguar who’s high on ayahuasca is both hilarious and terrifying.

„Bro, chill out! The strawberry fractals are a mere figment of your imagination and can’t hurt you.“

„CHRAOW! CHRAOWOW!! Satayskewers!“

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