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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bonus panel: There's a third guy, he sees The Line (the planned city that's basically just a wall through the Arabian desert) just over the horizon, he stops, looks back at Oasis and shouts "hey, play Wonderwall!" and starts crawling towards salvation. (Which never comes, because it's all a mirage).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stop and talk to them. You know they've got some excellent drugs.

Edit: holy shit they’re doing a reunion tour.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They're just douchebags who made 2 ok songs 30 years ago. I hate Oasis, I deeply regret buying the casette tape when I was 15. Don't get me started.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’m afraid that I require an explanation.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There was a popular band back in the 90s named Oasis. They look like the two in the bottom. (You'll probably recognize them most for the song Wonderwall)

This joke is both a straightforward pun of their name being Oasis but also a little bit of a deeper cut because the two members of the band fucking hated each other the entire time so them being together has to be a mirage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've heard they're actually getting along again and will tour as Oasis next year or so...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you think they'll survive the whole tour?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, but if they happen to do a show nearby I'd think about going... It'd be entertaining to watch them fight at the very least

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Google images of "oasis band members."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Got some photos. Still unsure and don’t know why the word mirage is used.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

A mirage is an optical illusion, very commonly seen in the desert, and often portrayed as a wonderful water oasis when a person is dehydrated and lost. Of course, the band Oasis isn't standing in the desert either, so it must be a mirage too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the desert being starved and dehydrated, it's not uncommon to hallucinate things like water and trees. They are called "Mirages"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your explanation was helpful. I still don’t know how googling then was clue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

We thought you didn't know the band members, not the definition of mirage and oasis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of the Gallagher brothers should be flipping that ol' reverse peace-and-love sign.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Gallagher, Too!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

You need to get your head checked (by a jumbo jet)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Tony Blur? The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1997 to 2007??

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Anyway ... here's Wonderwall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

People believed they were gonna live forever, but they died from a champagne supernova in the sky as the alcohol dehydrated them even more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Should we be upset at this turn of events? No. Don't look back in anger.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

This makes me laugh

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It’s not like they’re going to be the ones to save them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Definitely...maybe?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

If there isn't already an Oasis cover band called Mirage, there should be

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

What? Is it a sabotage?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

It's not a mirage. They're reuniting.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

They're not fighting, definitely a mirage.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

You're my wonderwall