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The worst part IMO is using a chainsaw on a necrotizing, possibly rotten whale carcass. Chainsaws do not cut soft objects - like tissues - so much as they shred the hell out of them. That means a lot of splattered, fish-stench horror and fluids. And he probably didn't wear so much as a smock for protection.
I know the meme is Ted Cruz being the Zodiac killer, but are we sure it isn't actually RFK Jr?
Wrong coast. But considering the family said that he likes to "study" things like whale skulls, I wouldn't exactly be shocked if he had a human skull or two in his collection.
He likes to play among rotting carcasses... behind the bastards had a really interesting podcast about him.
Tried to give the show a listen. Couldn't get passed the terrible jokes and laughing and turned it off in less than 5 minutes. Any recommendations on a more serious show like Behind the Bastards?
I say we make him americas next prime minister
Cards against humanity-ass title
It was already tough being in a world where it's hard to see the difference between the onion articles and actual news. Now we're on a completely new level where news can be the result of playing CAH. It's kinda funny until you stop to think how terrible it is.
Little know fact. A worm crawled into his skull and ate a piece of his brain. The brain then died, and that's RFK JR.
I heard his brain was so poisoned that the worm just died and was rotting in there.
Who is piloting that shit show of a man then? Perhaps a bear shed it skin for a laugh and slipped into his man suit?
Maybe he’s like a jelly fish now. Just reacting to stimulus, and screaming nonsense is just like involuntary muscles twitching.
He loves lamp.
Everyone around Trump seems to either end up in prison, a convicted felon, or in rare cases, dead. Funny how assholes and weirdos seem to gravitate to him.
I think it's a strategy to remove the focus on both trump himself and what hes campaign is missing (clear stances on lot of things).
Just get crazy headline-guys in the spotlight!
And it seems it's working.
So... he's draining the swamp?!