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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Well that first one is Louisiana and the second one is the worst Batman symbol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Nah. You gotta keep trying. Look 'past' the image and relax your eyes. Hold your finger in front of your nose, then move it away slowly. You'll see it eventually.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

My favorite is

https://gimlisonofgloin.bandcamp.com/album/at-last-durins-mightiest-son-returns-to-the-field-of-battle-with-axe-in-hand-and-glory-in-his-heart

Gimli (from LOTR) themed death/slam and the name is both illegible and IN THE SHAPE OF AN AXE HEAD HOW METAL IS THAT

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Australian Batman is that you?!?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

What? You cant see the clearly spelled "aortic cabana" in the logo?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Is it placenta?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Unironically a good logo for a metal band named “Trypophobia”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Looks like accelerated vascularization

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Pretty sure the last one is "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus" or Xavleg for short

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you positive that this is not "Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages", also known as 55gore?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Yes, I can read drunken pig puke and I'm fairly confident

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Lol I thought you were saying a pretty funny joke. Nope, that's a real band.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

First one is Waking The Cadaver. Second one is xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure the second one is Xavleg? Their logo looks different (albeit equally unreadable).

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure. I've cropped the logo and thrown it in a few reverse image searches, all the results imply Xavleg in one way or another, google led me to a post on (presumably) the band's facebook page titled "XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Design Comp", but I can't see it because it's private. Assuming that's real, maybe it's an old/WIP logo of theirs.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It reminds me of that time I didn't encode the text right and every other character was a null byte for some reason

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

UTF16 read as UTF8?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (8 children)

I know nothing about metal music, but I can only assume that "Party Cannon" is the darkest and hardest of them all.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait is this poster actually real?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

They are heavy as fuck, yes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Lmao, like preschool teaparty massacre back in the day

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Too brutal, head banged off neck entirely

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Party Cannon is the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock'n'Roll Clown is from. He does cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

G-g-g-g-g-yeah!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

the band my head canon says that Rockso, the Rock’n’Roll Clown is from

for those also wondering what the actual band is, it's Zazz Blammymatazz

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

They do cocaine!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Pretty much true.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Gotta love Party Cannon.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

The legibility of the logo reflects the intelligibility of their lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know a dude that's really good at decoding these, but at that resolution? No way

Hard to read the first word, but that top one I believe is "Worm Caravan"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read Walking Cadaver in the logo on top.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That'd make more sense than worm caravan, you're likely right

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

are we sure it's not Web Game? or Womb Coma?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it's such a trope because it's not only real, but has been going since the eighties.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm just shocked because I didn't make this meme and thought these were two intentionally illegible logos mocking the trope!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Idk about the first one, but the second one totally is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

It's crazy for sure :)