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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (13 children)

It's been a crazy 24 hours so I thought I'd share a cute little story with you all.

A few weeks ago I popped into Aldi for a few things and because I pay cash I have to use the wo/manned register. So I'm behind this dear elderly couple, maybe in their late eighties/ early nineties. She has a walker, he as nimble as an elderly gentleman could be at that age.

They go to pay and she's obviously the keeper of the funds so she opens the purse and is handing the young cashier the mullah, one penny at a time. That's ok. I'm patient with the old cheeses. We all get old. Oh no. Somethings gone wrong. Not enough cash. The poor banker is confused. The cashier offers a solution. You can pay some with cash, some on the bank card. Great many discussions were had between the 3 of them. A decision was made. The banker now produces the card and hands it to her husband. The gentleman did not know how to use the eftpos so the cashier helps him. He then carefully punches in the numbers one per minute. Approved. More discussions were made about how they could've got the budget so wrong before they slowly move on with an apology.

No worries mate. We get it. Shits fucked.

So what are the chances that I get stuck behind this couple AGAIN a week later. Probably a million to one but hey just call me lucky. This time the budget was better. The banker opens the purse and hands over the cash one penny at a time while the gentleman is packing the groceries. All done but she hasn't moved from the cashier. A discussion was had. activate the patience button CEO. She takes a tiny step. More discussions. Do not push the old lady with your trolley like they do if you breakdown in the Burnley tunnel. At this point I look at the cashier and she swivels her chair so she could have a little giggle. I look at my groceries thinking I'm hungry. I could start eating them. A few more ballerina steps and the couple have now stopped at the corner where the groceries get thrown at you. More discussions. It appears they can not walk and talk. breathe. At this point the cashier has said "have a good day" at least 3 times. He is now aware they are holding up the line so apologises and encourages her to keep walking. They stop at the end where the trolley goes to pack. The cashier can not start yet. I dare not look at her. I am hungry. They eventually move on.

I waited the whole time with a smile on my face but I'll still refer to it as Helldi.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Power still out at home I assume, am planning on cooking an entire upright freezer worth of food on the bbq when I get home. At least there was no damage to our property, but I would like a shower.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Took all three cats to the Vet yesterday for their shots. They always feel a little sick after their shots, especially Gwyn he gets really unwell from them. So now today I have three moppy and sad cats who all want love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Bill Cat brought a live mouse inside. He and Ted have a mission now, a sense of purpose and some much needed kitty fun.

Poor mouse. πŸ˜”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No power, mobile network is barely working. Can’t send texts and most calls fail. Fortunately I have solar and generator but the destruction is crazy. Powerlines over roads and people are driving on them. No police to be seen. My husband went out to work (I’m wfh today) and relayed back the destruction - he couldn’t get mobile coverage until back in suburbia 20km from home.
Have got the fallen trees off the fences and patched them up to stop animal ingress/egress.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Many of you thought me mad! Some of you even requested transfer to another peanut factory! But as i have my jobbing solar panel on the terrace charging batteries, the camping fans cooling your air and cold bevvys to drink you're glad of my madness now, glad of it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are... are you okay? 🀣

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fantastic, darling. No mains power, but got plenty of alternate sources

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Mains is overrated anyway!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Somehow managed to avoid the worst of the storm and power outages. Sometimes I love my little life bubble

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ditto. Total non-event here in Thornbury. Ok, some palm trees lost their dead leaves/fronds and are blowing about and some street trees have lost a branch or two, but that's it. Didn't even have to reset the clock in the microwave.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We only caught the edge of it in innercity Melbs. We got lucky watched the radar and it basically just kinda waved at us as it passed by. We got lucky.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Same here. Fuse box tripped twice but once reset it's been ok here.

Inner city has its perks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I was in the city when it started, my train line managed to stay fine and got home okay to just some wet grass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah us too. My fence died but that's it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

My wife told me we didn't even get strong winds in our hood.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I initially read that as your fiance died and thought you were being a bit too nonchalant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Nope just a fence although I am quite attached to it. I saw it's birth and now it's death. RIP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

ooooohhh my pakidge has clear the US customs. It took from 23 Jan - now to get from Nebraska to Illinois. Let's see how long it takes to get here

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I got power back early this morning but all my devices kept beeping and the lights were going from bright to dim back to bright all in concert.

Is anyone experiencing this as well?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Brownout. Can damage stuff so best to unplug things if it’s still happening.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If my neighbours aren't experiencing what I am can it still be a brownout or some other problem?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how much juice you're using compared to them. Try shutting off the hungry beasts like fridges / freezers / aircon and see if it persists

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'll turn off the mains first and leave it for a bit in the hopes that it stablisies, I think I have most of my stuff off at the moment except the fridge and airfyer on standby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My didn't go out for long, but it came back for a few minutes with low voltage for a while and cut in and out a couple of times, which sounds like what is happening to you. I did have issues with the air conditioners and dishwasher - I think they tried to start up when there was not enough power and got stuck, once I cut the power and turned them back on they were fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

My portable air con was going berserk as well when everything came back and woke me up s I believe it's effecting everything at my place, not just the lights.

I'll try turning off the mains when i get back home and leave it for a bit.

I only turned it off for a few seconds and then turned it back on this morning before I left for work.

Maybe I didn't leave it off for long enough the first time I tried it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Rather fortunate here, we just had a power flicker at quarter to 3. We didn't cop much rain either. I saw Mornington got some rain from the water on my manager's door in a meeting.

Now I just need to make sure the restaurant for tonight got my booking...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

took me 4 hours to get home last night. 4 friggin hours. I know its not metro's fault, but why the F are we not better prepared in our response? I waiting in a 300m line at Caulfield only for people to keep jumping the queues while the metro staff and PSOs are mostly on their friggin phones!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Can’t fix powerlines down without everything being underground. Power companies don’t want to pay for it. Trees on tracks and roads really limited any possible response tbh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

And if you put it underground it's gonna flood.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can you read cursive?

The Australian War Memorial is looking for volunteers to read and transcribe letters and diaries. They have a ton of material that needs to be made more accessible

https://transcribe.awm.gov.au/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As someone who collects antique cookbooks/household management books, and often has to transcribe (sometimes even translate) all sorts of annotations, this is super interesting to hear about.

Totally signing up and having a bash when I have some free time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If your paeleography is that good (and you have the language skills) try Annotated Books Online.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I would say I'm definitely on the amateurish side of things, I mean I could definitely do some letters (like the above), but with annotations the hardest part (at least for me) is often the lack of punctuation, spelling, and even grammar, so unless you know the subject it gets a bit hard. My translating (French) is definitely not up to snuff for anyone but me, I would absolutely need extra consultation for it to go anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've reached the point that I can't do a full 8 hour shift just on phones. The anxiety and stress are killing me.

Been applying for work where phones are just a small part of the day and part time work. Partner starts his job soon so it won't be so bad. But I do feel like a failure and worthless. Irrational, but all my shame comes from not being what I think I should be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I completely understand. A job where you spend all day on the phone sounds awful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Been doing it for over 10 years. I'm so burnt out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There is nothing wrong with knowing what you want and what you can't handle. If something doesn't work for you try something else.

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