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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago

#ScariestMomentOf2016

Oh sweet summer child

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Counter point: close the lid to prevent things from accidentally falling in.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That also stops the spread of aerosolized fecal matter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How strong is your toilet's flush? Most toilets don't use high pressure water.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Doesn't need to be high pressure to send up particles. Mythbusters did an experiment to see if toothbrushes kept in open air actually collect any fecal matter from the air and they found the toothbrush collecting fecal contamination even far outside of the bathroom. I'm not sure if they did tests with the lid closed.

Every time you flush a toilet, it releases an aerosol spray of tiny tainted water droplets. So if, like many people, you leave your toothbrush in the vicinity of a toilet, does that mean it's regularly bathed in bits of fecal matter? MythBusters Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage uncovered the dirty truth to this myth by covering a bathroom with 24 toothbrushes, two of which they brushed with each morning — the others they simply rinsed every day for a month.

As experimental controls, the MythBusters kept two untainted toothbrushes in an office far away from the lavatory. At the end of the month-long trial, they sent their toothbrush collection to a microbiologist for bacterial testing.

Astonishingly, all the toothbrushes were speckled with microscopic fecal matter, including the ones that had never seen the inside of a bathroom. The confirmed myth unfortunately proved that there's indeed fecal matter on toothbrushes — and also everywhere else.

It makese sense... for example there's those ultrasonic diffusers out there which send a constant stream of aerosolized water droplets. All it takes to do that is a small pad at the bottom that vibrates at the right frequency (above hearing range in this case, hence ultrasonic). It doesn't take that much and the extent it happens in the average toilet just isn't perceptible.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Close the lid bc flushing causes little particles to go into the air and I dont want to breathe that

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry to inform you but that doesn't help. Myth busters busted that in 2013.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Counter counterpoint: Look before you sit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

For real, I'm not sitting down until there is a quick inspection.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh man, you uncovered a memory. The first reddit downvote I received way back when was on a comment where I mentioned that closing the toilet lid makes mold/mildrew growth in the bowl more likely, particularly in humid environments.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Luckily, there's a simple way to avoid this. It's called "clean your toilet".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

this is why I'm anal about putting the lid down. that way i get to feel superior and tell the women in my life that they're the ones using the potty wrong

jk, i think i only care because autism, but I'm too timid to actually say anything and would probably be a dick if i did. i just quietly go in and close the lid after others sometimes. but like, not too soon after, that would also be weird.

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