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Helpful translation guide for DMs (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Instead of "that won't work" say "you can certainly try"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have to pee I have to pee I have to pee I have to pee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And that's where we'll end our session!

...

I have to pee.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

player rolls perception

DM: "you smell the distinct smell of gas building in the cave."

Player: "I cast fireball."

DM: "Alriiiiight... As the sparks ignite in your hand, the gas explodes, causing a cave in and burying the entire party under a mountain of rock. Congratulations, you are dead."

Player: "Why didn't you stop me?!"

DM: "You failed your wisdom check, dumbass."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I hate it when the "and this is where we end the session for tonight" part happens 10 minutes in... once had a high level party teleport to the complete opposite side of the map 10 minutes after starting... That is when I learned what high level really meant.