When I worked in research our lab staff spoke 10 different languages.

After a couple of years, everyone swore fluently in 10 languages.

Fucking work for once you piece of fuck. Fuck this day. Fuck this shit. Fuck this degree. Fuck.

OH FUC-

MY personal favorite:

"Oh! Fuck me, Christ!"

The bottom left is in arse-ON mode.

Sometimes telling errors (and things I drop on the floor) to "go fuck yourself" is the most social interaction I have between stand-up and EOD.

"Wait... THAT'S all the data we have?!?" (for data-driven experiments)

"We couldn't get any more subjects?" (for human subject experiments)

"Is it statistically significant?"

"FML this isn't publishable, is it?"

God fucking damnit what fucking fuck of a fuck touched my shit again!?

I think they more commonly say, "what is wrong with my advisor and why did I choose grad school?"

I always liked what Charles Darwin wrote to J. D. Hooker in 1853:

After describing a set of forms, as distinct species, tearing up my M.S., & making them one species; tearing that up & making them separate, & then making them one again (which has happened to me) I have gnashed my teeth, cursed species, & asked what sin I had committed to be so punished [...]

It describes perfectly the feelings of a biologist while doing taxonomy work.

I'm in histo/path and I feel like gordon Ramsey sometimes. HOW DARE YOU SERVE ME THIS SAMPLE, ITS RAW!!! (under/not fixed or processed or decalcified properly)

The Most Exciting Phrase in Science Is Not ‘Eureka!’ But ‘That’s Odd!’

Mine is: fuck it, I'm going into industry. And then I don't.

We actually had one of my bosses say, "this is what we call a breakthrough," yesterday. First time ever.

When there’s finally a positive result: “Impossible! What did I do wrong?”

Similar to programming.

stares at monitor

scrolls mouse wheel

fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable

scrolls mouse

what moron wrote this?

ctrl+f, typing

oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass

types 3 letters, hits "run"

ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God's own perfect code completed!