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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People will say this shit that literally use a computer every day for their job. Don't lie to me asshole I know you can type

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Hunt and peck is not typing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

OK, let me know if you ever need help

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Ah, the 3 1/2" floppy disks, memories come flooding back. The kerlunk as it goes in, the ffft as the metal protector slides away and the ft ft ft fd, ft ft ft fd as it read the data.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Canonically this is how Toei's 2022 ransomware attack happened.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

And Stuxnet and god knows how many other hacks

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

https://animehunch.com/toei-animation-reveals-investigation-results-after-website-hack/

Studio that made the 90s version. They got hacked in 2022 and Usagi would be roughly the right age to be an executive there.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don't exist outside of the interwebs

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, "not" Jessica. I'm onto you.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My name is TotallynotJessica because I don't have a corporeal form. There's no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you're really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Im sorry. Please don't haunt me!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Usagi Tsukino, preparing to spread the Conficker virus onto the internet in 2008, colorized.