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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

its the charcuterie board for the unwashed masses

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Anyone put the m&ms on it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You absolute monster

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pizza: When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. When it’s a Lunchable… admit it, you kept eating.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't lynch me but... I have to confess that I liked them that way. The greasy & salty pepperoni, the stale crackers, the mushy cheese, all of it. I'm not a picky eater. You could serve me garbage and I'd say you're a great cook.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

And it beats the never ending stream of sandwiches. Pbj and co only get you through so many years.

Lunchables and dunkaroos anyday

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The idea is sound, make something easy to pick up for your kid for lunch. The execution isn't so great. For how much they charge, an entrepreneur should get on this making actual good lunches that are healthy but kids will still want to eat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get the cheaper Armour brand ones, my kids like them better and they're half the price.

Still not healthy though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Even partially healthy would be an improvement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Whatever, fuck you, you'll eat it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let’s also add more and more sodium just to break some records.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've got management written all over you with ideas like that.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't forget to add a bit of lead for seasoning

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Allegedly lead tastes sweet so...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Exactly. For seasoning

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