this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

...i don't believe you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

"Guess where I hid the banana."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can see 55.384 bananas in this picture. Which one is supposed to be yours?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's Alaska, way too much bananas.

Edit: right, seals.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Whoa that's a big banana, but where's Alaska?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I found some. You really gotta zoom in. Anyone know why Alaska bananas have eyes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

They're crossbred with potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They have eyes so they can see, of course.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

So you are saying they are see bananas?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I put a banana on my screen for reference and your banana seems laughable. No penis joke intended

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Hey, it could be really cold there sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And it just got out of the water.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's one Alaska, Mikhail. What could it cost, $7 million?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

There's always money in the alaska-stand, ;) ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Seward has entered the chat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Now it all makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please circle the banana for reference.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You need a big ugly red circle? Come on man, its so obvious! I'm actually quite happy op didn't draw a circle pointing it out like we are children

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

I found it. Wasn't too hard. It's next to a tree.