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the ultimate rarity acale (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I managed to make a congratulations bread some days ago. On the bright side, it was extra crispy all around

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Impossible is its own spectrum.

[+] [email protected] -7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

And at the very top of the scale is...

[+] [email protected] -17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Um... No. It's from an episode where she takes a photograph of herself with the clichéd "duck lips" face...

[+] [email protected] -15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"She" like the character from a children's pony show? How do you know this?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Because I fucking love My Little Pony (4th gen, specifically). If you have a problem with that, you can leave.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ffs let people like shit.

Lilo and stitch is a movie for kids and it's still fuckin awesome. Dexter's lab. Avatar. Just because something is made for kids doesn't mean adults aren't allowed to like it. Get off your high ~~horse~~ pony.

Maybe they have kids.
Maybe they watched it as a kid
Your accusation for merely knowing something about a kids show is wild

[+] [email protected] -15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Youre the definition of "projecting"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

if you're calling fans of this cartoon for children pedoes, but not doing the same for fans of any other cartoon for children then think to yourself - are you doing it because this cartoon specifically is more girly than others?

If the answer is yes then congratulations! you're actually doing misogyny! :( and perpetuating that anything that is pink and for girls is not-allowedTM for anybody who wants to call themselves an adult or a man.

Cartoons made for boys or everybody are alright because boyish things get a pass, being nostalgic for your childhood is okay and fun :) and maybe you just like more innocent media that doesn't get you down with mature themes and you enjoy letting your mind be happily engaged in stories and plots that are a little silly. But are those various shades of pink I spy in the artstyle? and most characters are girls??? That is outrageous! Clearly everyone who's not a girl aged 12 who enjoys such cartoons is a pedo! Why else would anybody like something made with girls in mind??? (because of the following conversation i'd like to make crystal clear that this entire paragraph is using a little known linguistic technique called heavy sarcasm)

bonus points if you also hate Twilight for no reason (the reason is actually because it was a popular thing that girls really enjoyed and it's customary in our society to laugh and riducule those silly women and their silly hobbies)

[+] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, I guess it's time for you to do some self reflection since that's all you managed to reply with

[+] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ah alright so it's your reading comprehension that's on the floor okay gotcha. Anyway, go work on that first and then we can have the "serious conversation" you so desire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if you understood a single word of my reply, but that's okay. This thread is clearly not going anywhere.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't worry i understood all of it :) but you clearly didn't mine, like at all

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then you wouldn't have written a smiley face because it makes no sense there. But a full grown adult man-child has to lack self-awareness to think it's normal to like a pony cartoon designed for literal toddlers. It's incredibly creepy and makes you look like a pedo, on top of just being really stupid in these replies too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

bruh what the fuck is wrong with you? 😭 seriously, learn to read & maybe don't hyperfocus so much on forcing other people's opinions & actions to """make sense""" through the window of your clearly narrow world view, maybe try to consider there are other options, think a bit, read the words and understand what they say. Jeeze, really, just stop making yourself look like an ignorant clown

anyway i'm very much done here, seems like you're putting hard work into impersonating a brick wall and trying to explain anything to you feels futile

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

He is absolutely giving off misogyny vibes.
Or maybe it's homophobia vibes? The two are often a package deal.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I fucking hate it when they don't know how to prepare a proper legendary steak at a restaurant

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My restaurant just drags me out to pet the cow and I say thanks, pay them and go home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Wdym I can't have my steak extraordinary?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fuck you Tim

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

tim.jpg

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Should have been ash-stounding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

there is much more room between rare and epic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is awesome! But who is the unreal guy?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

tim sweeney i think?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yep, that's him. For those who still don't get it: He's the CEO of Epic Games who are also the developers of Unreal Engine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

He wrote the original Unreal Engine. He's not just some suit with money.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The congratulations one always gets me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the good part of the joke, really.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

to me the funny part is that it uses the end points of a scale to expand using end points of two completely unrelated scales, phrases of approval and fucking loot (or taking card) rarity