Nikola Tesla was unironically an alien
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taught them not to stare at the sun.
Actual historical photo proving Romans stared at the Sun often:
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The average Roman was 1.65 meters tall. They were short but, if their statues are any indication, quite stocky. Lower height = lower brain size = lower intelligence. Good for manual labor but not much else. Perhaps that's why they enslaved each other so frequently like savages. From studying their "art" we see they also had an inclination towards crudely displaying their genitalia for the world to see, which are the trademarks of a savage people. Emperor Moctezuma of the Aztec was much more refined in his relationship to nudity, wearing a flayed human skin with much more grace and as a signifier for eschewing traditional, crude nudity for a more cultured form of it - a simulacra that is a complete simulation, or presents itself as such, but can never be, because it can never be the original. The perfect simulation, essentially. This is much more interesting and testifies to the Aztecs' higher cognitive capabilities than the white marble statues the Romans said "good enough" at and then kept making ad nauseam for the next 500 years.
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They were really good at battlefield coordination because they shared the one butt sponge and wore no pants.
They all had identical gut biomes, and that allowed them to coordinate. If one soldier on the front line got scared or killed he'd shit himself, and that would alert the gut biome of every soldier who smelled it. It meant that their instincts were intensely accurate.
The term 'ass kisser' actually originated from Gaius Julius Caesar's senior officers while he was on campaign. Every officer observed the practice which ensured that any soldiers close enough to smell his breath would know that he spoke with Caesar's authority.
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I'm digging this new roman lore drop