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Star Stuff (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I often pretend my right hand is Natalie Portman so that makes sense

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I mean, if we're equating our current existence to our atoms' arrangement at some arbitrary time in the past, then we can also say that all of our bodily fluids were at one point dinosaur cum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

alas, cumrade. welcome to the club

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You could make a religion out of this

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I intend to

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Does this religion come with funny hats? I really must insist on a funny hat if I’m to take this seriously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sort of. You know those T-Rex suits people love? Our religious garb looks something like a cross between a T-Rex and a tadpole, or as we call them, T-Poles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Since everything is made from star stuff. Then that just means stars are made of stuff and we are made of stuff. It's all stuff.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

You matter. Stars matter. Everything’s matter!

Except antimatter. That doesn’t matter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Now everybody look under your seat for the keys to your brand new Star Stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Who’s covering the registration fees and taxes, though?! Some “free gift” this whole existence thing has turned out to be.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

[Chorus] We are stardust, we are golden We are billion-year-old carbon And we've got to get ourselves Back to the garden

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

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