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What’s on that table in front of him?
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
Justice.
Dickhead?
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Yea!
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
Gonzo
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
Shaft! You damn right.
Dick whitington
Sir Richard Johnson
He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
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Moby
Wingnut
Ishmael
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
Hot dog
Richard.
McRichardface
Beat me to it
Beat me to it to it
Beat me to it to it to it
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Schlong
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
Copy pasting does that for ya
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
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I.C. Weiner
Oh, crud!
Heres to another lousy cat name.
Dickon Tarly
Fuck Nose.
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”