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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mwa. mwahaha mwahahahahhaa. It's not mesh, but they're all gigabit backhauled so it's rather better than mesh.

I also printed myself an impossible cone which my cat views with deep, non-euclidean suspicion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I am stealing that phrase. Non-euclidean suspicion is a doozy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was hoping to see Psycroptic tonight but the show sold out. I don't buy tickets in advance much anymore in case the kids are a nightmare to put to sleep but they went down well enough tonight.

These are the risks you take, and good on the boys from Tassie for selling out their Melbourne shows

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Back to oblivion. Stupid saints got up and rolled my team over.

Tv back to a blank channel before their team song plays.

Yes I’m filthy right now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Carn the Saints!!

I don't hate in real life, but Geelong fans can suck it and choke on it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s all in good fun even if I’m a nuffy.

I’m happy enough to have seen 4 premierships in my lifetime.

How many have you seen? 😃

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Championship? What's that?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When you are just trying to play a card game

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

With a pretty face like that doggo won.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He did cos that's his smiley face.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yay 🙆‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Buenas Noches all. I came here cos it was linked from the old reddit one which is alright sometimes but has some trollers. I see some names from the old lockdown days and pre-reddit "protest" purge. Hope you guise are all well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Hey, good to have you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hola hg. The Jerboa app is ad free fwiw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

hey, so great you stopped by. 👋

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

All are welcome here, friend!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Hey!👋 welcome home.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Welcome 🙂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought Deadpool was weird. I just watched Barbie 😵‍💫

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

barbie just started throwing shit in halfway through and tbh lost me at the song and dance sequence

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still not really anything done today. Lots of sleep deprivation related blues. But at least I went to the gym. We shall persist. There is another chance tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You went to the gym, that is something and it's awesome. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Just finished putting together one of those Kmart trolleys.
I feel like I've been stomped on by a troupe of tapdancers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Get the openwrt core router working, taken apart and old school serial hacked a tplink to get the first WAP up and running, get it integrated, go to do the second one and...motherfuuuuuu i did not check the version number it is unsupported

whine leya want make mesh wi fi

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This will be my monument....

This will be a beacon when I'm gone.....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I almost totally forgot about this song. The inevitable end remix was epic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not drunk. You're drunk!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm not. But i do have kabana waves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I know you are, but what am I?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"Oh, really?" inches towards utensil draw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Am I ? Says eho?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Whoo, what a long day. Out to the city for movie, chat with friend, lunch at a HK cafe to satiate my cravings (Ovaltine! And yu xiang eggplant and you tiao), then sitting with my friend for hours of driving as she just bought a car and only recently got her licence and wanted to practice driving various routes including all the way across town... had a video call with a family member in between... I'm ready for bed now honestly. Also it's cold again. zzzzzz.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My kid and her friends encountered some cookers today so they stopped, read their little signs, had a giggle then as they moved on yelled "you are all a bunch of morons". ☺

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly I would advise against them speaking to cookers. Unfortunately you never know how they might react and I would hate for them to be physically attacked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

There was no talking to them but you are right. I advised them next time to not stop and just to ignore them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My sternum is sore.

Plz explain.

In other news I am suitably stuffed from lunch and I’m up for le mini-golf this evening. Still buggered from Uni, but otherwise excited.

I have now been relegated to my much loved Savoys, but fear I have fallen in love with Jatz.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Too much chest puffing. You're far too awesome for your own good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Ahahaha. <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

ffs, Ted Cat is a smoke persian and so godamn fluffy. So very cute but he bites and claws the whole time when I brush him, I wear gloves now, and he is a bit of a stinky dag. Def not a neeb cat like Bill.

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