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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Fs in the chat" -> "Subjects, please join me in mourning"

"Thanks for the dono" -> "Your tithe is greatly appreciated"

"We're going into subs only mode" -> "You may only speak if you are of the proper station"

Ironically, "we just got raided" can be said in both instances, but means different things.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

"W" -> "Great success, my liege!"

"Thanks for the raid" -> "Gondor has heeded our call"

"Don't forget to hit your primes" -> "Word has reached me that the archbishop hasn't received your monthly heavenly contribution"

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