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[–] [email protected] 70 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Ok, now I need a 8 season animated show and at least 2 direct-to-TV movies of this

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Systemd. SQL is now in Systemd.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

It was Java, coaxing the Linux OOM killer into doing the job

[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Alright who's running the database on the same machine as the server...👀

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

For distributed that feed back to a centralized DB? Me. All the dang time.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago (8 children)

If you can do this, do it. It's a huge boost to performance thanks to infinitely lower latency.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Most beginner selfhosters.

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It was little Bobby Tables

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

/var/log has been deleted, you say...

I think we all know what this means, don't we?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Hint

ls -ld /var/log
drwxrwxr-x 18 root syslog 4096 Aug 11 08:13 /var/log

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have no clue. Root nuked the logs? Why? OOM killer does not do that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, there is only one who could have erased all traces of the SIGKILL...

And only the SIGKILLER would have had reason to do so...

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Fuck MySQL, all my homies hate MySQL.

Postgres is the way to go.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Yes, Maria too.

Postgre is the way

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I understand none of this.....

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

This process has been murdered mysteriously.

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