This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Eh, ain't ego if it's true.
Ok but the church uses the gold for cool hats and missions to Africa, they don't fire it into space.
To be fair, he also destroys people for obeying him.
To be fair, half of those people were furries.
Yea I got nothing.
Dude spent T = -Inf to T = 0 not eating, mans allowed a snack
He'll get to it^tm^
jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.
Let's not forgot the Agnus Dei!
You forgot the classic; dehumanize nonbelievers and allow yourself to kill/torture based on nothing but belief!
Reposting in a such a short time is actually a sin and it was traditionally the inquisitiors' job to hunt down anyone who commits such an atrocity.
Sins for thee but not for me