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Never imagined stars could be so hoggish (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

~Fuel scooping...~

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Think of the material it would take to encapsulate that bad boy into a Dyson sphere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

There won't even be repercussions! The government is afraid to prosecute big stars. I say lock em up!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

all that power and still the Roblox servers are dysfunctional

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But think of all the metals it will dump into the interstellar medium!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You mean those heavy metal pollutants? No thank you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I had one of these on my asshole once

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that's just Stephenson. You should see Stephen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not to mention Steve

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nobody mentions Steve after... the incident.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That’s a big chungus