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Anything other than shouting angrily about immigrants now considered ‘dangerously woke’ (newsthump.com)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No joke had a first generation Mexican American dude screaming about the illegals at the border in my office yesterday. Like dude, the laws you want (closed border) would have prevented your parents from coming here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Pull the ladder up behind you

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't remember who said this but it something along the lines of "Everyone against immigration says that immigrants stopped being true Americans right after their parents immigrated"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

last year Chick-fil-A was declared woke, nowhere is free of wokeness now