One would expect a satisfied couch to be much more comfortable.
this post was submitted on 09 Aug 2024
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This is like the real life version of "Tiger-Fucker" from Twisted.
What do JD Vance and Rick James have in common?
Fuck yo couch!
You know when those dolts were putting the Biden stickers on gas pumps - need an "I fucked this" sticker with Vance on it to leave on your in-laws couch when you visit for Thanksgiving or a baby shower.
Or put em on those yard signs people have out
those stickers were so trashy and annoying!
And don't forget, factually inaccurate because the President doesn't control the price of gas, oil companies and their purposefully restricted refining specifically to price gauge do.
Also, such a stupid design tactic as those stickers also stayed on pumps when the price of gas subsequently got pretty low, and then showed the opposite "effect" the chuds intended.
And anyone who followed things around then, is was actually the cheeto that had an impact on those gas prices than Biden did...when he threatened to withhold aid to certain countries if they'd cut back on production IIRC.
But then again those morons think the president wakes up in the morning and sets national gas prices so facts don't mean anything to them
Not to mention that brief little period where everyone decided to stay indoors for some reason.
I really wanna see “you just can’t unfuck that couch” take off as a pop culture revision of “the cat is out of the bag” or “you can’t put toothpaste back in the tube”.
“Well we will never get THAT smell out of the cushions”