This video while long does a great job teaching you how to act in active bear territory.

The TLDW is: -

• In active bear territory carry bear spray and be ready to use it
• You can't out run a bear don't try
• bear bells don't work
• playing dead makes it easier for the bear to maul you
• when hiking with a group and encounter an aggressive bear stand shoulder to shoulder and prepare your bear spray
• let the bear decide how they want to leave the encounter (if they are not attacking you)
• outside of a momma bear, most "attacks" are bluffs but can be scary as shit.
• guns work but you better be a good and quick shot cuz bears run fast and are very intimidating doing so
• a gun shot can help scare away most bears

Is laying down really a thing with a grizzly? What's that do?

Fight back? O rly?

I read the title as "Oh beans" and somehow it still fits, lol.

Sir, You were almost mouled to death, You are lucky You only lost one arm. Why the hell, did You try to punch that bear? I saw it in a meme once...

If it’s white good night.

Who taught you to rime?

Response to a bear attack depends on the type of attack, not the type of bear.

If it’s a defensive attack, play dead. If it’s a predatory attack, then fight back.

If it's white, chances are I already died of hypothermia.

Good thing black is all we've ever seen in our yard.

If it's black, panic. If it's brown, panic. If it's white, panic.

Always panic.

Rhymes don't matter if it's a polar bear.