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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

I'm just cracking up at throwaway for obvious reasons

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love that PNN news ticker: "Google stocks plummet after promising shareholders they will behave ethically"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

🤣 The "Don't be evil" days are but a distant memory.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And Wittgenstine was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Socrates himself was permanently pissed...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

John Stuart Mill of his own free will on a half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for a bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And Rene Descarte was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.