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The level of faecal bacteria in the Seine was above the World Aquatics standards of 400 colony-forming units of enterococci per 100 millilitres. The women's marathon swim competition is set for Thursday, while the men are scheduled to race Friday.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

above 400 colony-forming units of enterococci per 100 millilitres

You can take the French out of the colonies but you can't take the colonies out of France.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Didn't Victor Hugo wrote about how disgusting the Seine was?

They never cleaned it up?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Tons of people saw this coming and warned about it, but the opinion of rich and powerful people is the ultimate law.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just fucking swim indoors for fucks sake

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would make any potential world record not comparable with previous iterations of the event.

I'm more familiar with running marathon, where there are specific criteria that a course has to meet to be eligible for world record consideration. Along these, course must be generally on roads, and the finish line must be within a certain close distance of the start to mitigate wind effects.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

They can easily replicate all conditions indoors

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Or find another river or lake nearby that isn’t treated like an open sewer.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

The actual level they found in the river was 436 units per 100 millilitres. This is definitely the right call.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Craptastic too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Before this happened the mayor of Paris said she'd swim in it to prove it's safe...

But she announced when, so everyone shit in the river in the lead up apparently. The levels were ridiculously high so she postponed and did it on a random day.

So I wonder if with the Olympics going on, people have just started doing it again. Or if the levels are just that close to the line they can go over at any moment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

well, ain't that some shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

All that would prove is that she is a idiot.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

But she announced when, so everyone shit in the river in the lead up apparently.

There's no spite like French spite 😂

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Sounds like the same quality benchmark for Stella Artois.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

This should be tagged NSFW: No Safe French Water