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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You can hang out the passenger side of your best friend's ride, just don't try to holler at me. Actually just don't perceive me at all, thank you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Due to increases in prices, only gas is accepted now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Won't that increase wind resistance causing the fuel economy to drop? How is that a smart financial decision?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not really at low speeds.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Not near enough to justify firing up car #2. Assuming he's "hanging out the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holla at me", crawling by in a city setting where most all cars get dick mpg anyway, wind resistance isn't as much a factor as the energy required to keep the car rolling at sub-optimal speeds. In lower gears. And all the stop & go traffic.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Smart for the guy hanging onto the car

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is this safe?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Living at home with his mama is also not a big deal, because I live at home with my mama, too. Who the hell can afford rent?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Gimme a man who takes public transit and has a library card.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is this "public transit" you speak of? I only know of cars, which give me unparalleled independence according to famously unbiased Ford and Toyota.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have experienced it, but not in decades.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh a library card is hot. Or someone with a lot of used books.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes! Especially if he purchased them from the library's retired book cart! Love seeing those old Dewey decimal stickers and that old book smell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

If he has a record player, and poetry chapbooks, just swoon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Or who knows how much produce is supposed to cost (I don’t so it would be nice if he did).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's one avocado, how much could it be, $4? btw yes