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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I like to say, "Stastically you're much more likely to die in a car accident on the way to the beach than be attacked by a shark once there."

So people are less afraid of sharks and more afraid of each other, like it should be.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

someone once shook a vending machine vigorously for me when my snack was stuck. it was very stressful to watch

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Actually vending machines just have an insatiable bloodlust.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Coconut trees need the nutrients of the fallen

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

We should take hundreds of vending machines into a field and corral them

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I would too if people thought shaking me would make me give them chocolate

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

.... oh