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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

I love blue hair, but my fiancee is a chef so she doesn't dye it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Also it is sexy af.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Love this! So well said.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

If someone isn't into you the way you're comfortable looking then you're not compatible with the person. It's not wrong to communicate what way of looking you enjoy in your partner, but if your partner isn't comfortable presenting that way and you're not attracted to the way they enjoy being, then it's not a match. Not everyone is meant for everyone. I wish people were able to present however they desire. There's also limitations jobs inflict upon people. Sad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Love this. If anyone has look you don't like guess what they are not for you. Move on.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Also, unusual hair colors has been in use for thousands of years, with blue hair being the most prominent color used in places like Egypt and the English Isles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think saying "English Isles" is a great way to piss off a lot of non-englidh people.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Scots right now re-reading the wording of the Act Of Union again just in case they missed a loophole.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bleached dreads in Scandinavian cultures is another.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, they're telling the truth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure he meant it as a joke since lye can be used to bleach hair

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

I was pretty sure they did too.