this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2024
781 points (97.4% liked)

Microblog Memes

5714 readers
3900 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
(page 2) 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (16 children)

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

I thought about this a lot recently after someone said it,

my opinion is thatNo, a hotdog is not a sandwich because it is meat inside of a single piece of bread. If you accidentally broke the bun into two pieces you could argue that you've made a hotdog sandwich because the meat is still called a hotdog and you've got two pieces of bread. That some sub sandwiches are a single nearly split piece of bread I view as an implementation detail moreso than a defining characteristic and not enough to say that sandwiches can be a single piece of bread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Reminds me of “The Cube Rule”, which argues that a hot dog is a taco!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is Subway not a sandwich then if the bread isn't split into two pieces?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Hoagie, po' boy, hero, grinder.

Lots of split bread or one bread sandwiches.

load more comments (13 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Skub cured my erectile dysfunction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Star wars is about Jedi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well then you are lost!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Honestly anything about Star Wars will start an argument these days. The fans are really divided.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I got one that will unite them tho and I stand by this one.

Jar Jar's a great character.

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Windows user freedom > Linux

Ads have saved the internet

Valve games suck

Rs3 is better than osrs

Cybersecurity Professionals are mostly useless

I don't believe all of these but I do know they would start a fight with at least me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

XML is better than JSON

React is better than jQuery

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I hope you stub your toe every morning

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Those statements are great for starting fights because there's an element of truth to them.

Except the one about Valve games. If I get the apartment above yours in hell I will be moving furniture every day for that statement.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your lifestyle causes climate change.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Sadly disqualified, objective facts and reality have been deemed political.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I bring this up every time with someone who eats a panino for lunch!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Hot pockets are strombolis.

load more comments
view more: ‹ prev next ›