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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

She probably smells fantastic! LOL AI.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

These photos feel so... gosh, what's the right word ... corny?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

It ain’t easy being cheesy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

I’ve never felt love so strongly until this very moment

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago (12 children)

These are so odd they look AI generated.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One of the Canadian canoe slalom athletes is sponsored by eggs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Back when I saw ads I used to regularly see commercials for eggs. Just a friendly reminder how good they are.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Eggs are nice confirmed ^is your autocorrect okay there bud^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

My autocorrdt is good but il not so sometimes its trusts my rushed bs much that it becomes a correction.

Had I read you comment before seeing the atrocity that was mine I would have left it as is.

Edit: I'm leaving it 😴

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Do want

Also the lady seems alright, I guess

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Eat DOUBLE GLOUCESTER!

The true cheese of sporting champions.

None of this namby-pamby Olympic bollocks! No balancing on a plank for you. Just running down a big hill and getting quite badly injured, like a REAL man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4

^This^ ^post^ ^brought^ ^to^ ^you^ ^by^ ^the^ ^Gloucester^ ^Association^ ^of^ ^Cheese^ ^Growers.^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is this Italy's version of athletes being sponsored by Mc Donald's or Coke?

[–] [email protected] 168 points 3 months ago (10 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

I need to remember this on my next date.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This looks like AI, I know it isn't, but it's just bizarre enough that my brain goes "nope can't be real."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That's understandable, her feet and hands both look very strange, that's usually the biggest giveaway for AI. Her right hand is angled to show not enough fingers, and her left hand is bent the opposite way of what you'd expect and looks like a foot. Her foot looks like she has a tiny big toe, overly curled other toes and no heel. The reflection of the cheese on the under side of her forward pointing leg makes it look like she has an extra knee on the back of her calf.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think it's because I accidentally uploaded a really low-res version which is probably no better than cropping the initial xitter screenshot above. That and it is an ad and therefore generously retouched.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I know those are probably prop cheese wheels, but I can't help but think they could've made a lot of money selling the ones she did the splits on.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I think you should spend less time on the Internet.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My god, lol. That's some good business sense though.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I lacked morals and self respect I'd be a very wealthy man indeed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I only have half those, teach me your ways.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Step 1: Get Wheels of Parm Step 2: ???? Step 3: Profit

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

...anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah! Let's go fuck that cheese!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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