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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Small woman with a big cheese.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Must be strong; a wheel of cheese weighs 75 pounds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They make fake ones that are plastic and hollow. I love parm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I can only imagine someone typing this with one on their head

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I hope those two sentences aren't directly related.....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This can't brie. You gouda be kidding me. I can't deal with cheese puns on my provolone.

Cheese puns shamelessly stolen from Jack Stauber.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I am not going to want to start eating more parm because of her, why do companies bother with these kinds of investments?

Like if parm cheese would do something for animal advocacy, like in humane treatment, then I’d like them more.

That said, woooow. I love athletic women 💗

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I mean marketing these days is mostly just shouting brand names at you so that when you arrive at the aisle of 44 differently labeled permutations of the same 3 products made by the same 3 companies you'll make a decision based on "I've heard of this brand before."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you don't see the ad and think "wow, that athlete is holding this one brand of cheese, I'm gonna buy it"

you mentally associate those two, and when you go to the supermarket, you see the brand and buy it out of instinct, since that brand gives you a good feeling subconsciously.

or if you ask yourself "I never bought parmesam cheese before, which brand is good? oh I've seen this one before, it must be good"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get what you’re saying, I’ll try to observe how often I do that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Only purchasing items from companies that don’t try to exploit you is an exercise in insanity

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just start with trying to avoid Nestle, PG and Unilever. If you can master that anything else is easy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Imagine when she rips one of those parmesan farts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I love Reggiano in any case, the best.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but these pictures remind me of AI generated (not saying they are)!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah it has that plausible yet completely bizarre setup of an AI image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's a fucking ad for cheese

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I never knew any sponsorship would work on me and yet here i am desperatly craving for parmesan near me.

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