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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You ever heard about the South Bend shovel slayer? That’s him. Back in ‘58 he murdered his whole family and half the people on the block… with a snow shovel. Been hiding out in this neighbourhood ever since! Not enough evidence to convict. They never found the bodies. Now it’ll just be a matter of time before he does it again.

He walks up and down the streets every night, salting the sidewalks. You see that garbage can full of salt? That’s where he keeps his victims. The salt turns to bodies… Into mummies…

Look out!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Oh, I know that guy, that's Rice Pilav.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

For any struggling students out there. This works on humans too :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Where I live the dog shampoo costs more than the human shampoo.

Or you mean the conditioner?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Will I turn into a dog after using dog shampoo though? That looks like one happy dog on the bottle.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Sometimes you just need a good, clean joke...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I stole it from my discord, it was cropped in the preview and apparently I didn't give enough shits to look harder

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just did a quick screenshot cutting out the extra stuff

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Be the crop you want to see in the world

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are you wondering "who's that guy in the photo on the right?"

The answer will SHOCK you!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm salivating now for some reason

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I'm can't remember the name but the dude on the right definitely rings a bell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Who wouldn't start salivating if a man with such a grandiose beard rang a bell?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Probably Alexander, if there's a gram of accuracy there.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

This rings a bell...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Damn, I forgot to feed the dog