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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Nice and productive meeting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Bibi crapped Biden's pants to establish dominance

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Abraham Lincoln: “And I watched.”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

There's only one president in that picture with clean pants

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

This made my fucking day.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know the Mossad will probably track and kill me for that upvote, but I couldn’t resist, so here is my upvote. PS I was never suicidal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Tragic accident it is then

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe 37 self-induced gunshots in the back of the head?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Nah. That's ФСБs MO

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

That's antisemitic!

/s

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

“Crapped his pants on purpose” is a pretty good description for expanding Israeli settlements on occupied territory.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Strangely, Fatty McFelon, treasonous lying traitor and rapist, has photo evidence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Honestly who cares if he wears a diaper? Nothing wrong with that, he'd be a terrible person with or without it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Ha, and it surely isn't a penis, he has a tiny mushroom according to the porn star he paid off and fraudulently tried to hide

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks quite a bit like a diaper that may or may not need changing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Orange FUPA