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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Swap middle and base and this is perfect

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is the head of an elf twink some sort of casting reagent? Do they get used up with each cast?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No, but I do

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Wait, I thought "head" was a verb here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I like that it's "omminous" with a double M for enhanced effect

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ommmmmm...minous

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's because the orb is humming

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

the extra m stands for magic

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Need me sone head from an elf twink

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would take it from a female elf.

They are vegan so they do it for the protein, and they are immortal so they don't mind if you take a few hours to provide them a balanced breakfast.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A female elf twink? How conventional.