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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah, I hate it when I leave my palantir at home. I have to call other wizards on the phone like some kind of muggle.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Me on my lunch break: oh boy time to ponder the or--fuck...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chain memes are annoying af.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Fortunately for you, there are no chains in this meme.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whatever happened to the wallet chain trend? That's due for a resurgence soon, surely.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I have six on right now. And two belts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What about the keychain?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

But what if I want to be chained.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Lookie Johnny one ball over here bragging about all those balls he got.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I thought it was Uranus until I saw your second post

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe Uranus needs some pondering too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No it's needs plumbing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I will have a heart attack if I can feel ur anus in my pocket.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I need to curse evil people like Alastor

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And the butt plug in your ass.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It’s a smart butt plug okay. It counts as keys, ID and a wallet.

Wallet especially

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Alright what orb ponderance related thing is being referenced by all the orb pondering posts?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ponder thy orb for the answers in which ye seeketh

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

(I don't know either)

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)