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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Righty tightly, self-tapping.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've been following him since the LiveJournal days. Back when he made things like Emo Assault Squadron (available on YouTube). He still does hearse work but hasn't put out anything big in some time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Someone talking about Livejournal makes me tear up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Not all countries use these kind of services.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Brother has a haircut like a zebra

[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Fun fact: the cork stopper in a cask, keg, or barrel is called a bung. The hole into which it is inserted is called a bunghole.

Bunghole is also a euphemism for anus. So, a question for any morticians here: can we start calling the corpse plug a bung? I’d consider a career change if I got to tell people about the bung in grandpa’s bunghole.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The great cornholio is more articulate than I remember.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

same with drainage holes on boats

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So are these available for purchase anywhere?

Asking for a friend.

I'm the friend.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That's one cursed URL. Every part of it just makes it worse as you read.

Frigid - I wonder what this is about.
Fluid - uuuh...
Products - no, please.
A-V-Closure - nope, I'm done, this link is staying blue.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I remember this meme!! In 2020 I came across a stackexchange question referencing this meme, which I found kinda interesting: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/49999/are-cadavers-normally-embalmed-with-butt-plugs-before-burial

I wish my memory was as good for things that aren't memes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Why would you wish your memory was good at remembering unimportant things instead of memes?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

so nobody can get offended at the color choices?

or maybe because the holy cock is transparent?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So when you're looking up there you can see.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Does it come out your mouth though, that's the real question

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

This guy looks

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Bro looks like the dad from Modern Family started a punk band

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Phil-Harmonica & his Merry Band of ButtPlug Troubadours

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Future archaeologists will be left to ponder the ritual significance of this object. Why were so many people buried with this grave good?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The Egyptians were buried with their wealth. Wonder if they’ll think we ate ours & then plugged ourselves up to prevent any from leaking out?

Maybe we should start dumping a bunch of pennies in our coffins to support this hypothesis?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The only problem I can see with this plan is the volume of unpennied vs pennied graves. I think the best bet is to get a shovel and $100 worth of pennies then head to the graveyard.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 months ago (1 children)

“We hypothesize it was for religous reasons”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

ritual object

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