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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When I started driving a school bus I would wave to everyone driving a vehicle that requires a CDL, thinking we were all part of the same brotherhood. Turns out we're not, unless giving the middle finger is a brotherhood of sorts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Well stop flipping people off chicken lady

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Op lies pizza and mail are not same so not delivered at the same time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

There ought to be a law that they're coordinated. I only want to leave my house once/day, so getting my mail and pizza at the same time is essential.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The other day I witnessed two guys from different lawn mowing crews pass each other and excitedly yell greetings over the roar of the engines, it was funny and wholesome

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I read Snow Crash when I was delivering for doordash.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ah a fellow Deliverator

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

But is it Christmas pud?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Deliverance.

Shit, that one's taken!

Other comment mentions cyberpunk...

Deliveroids.

Nailed it lol.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Feels like the beautiful beginning of a cyberpunk novel to me. Delivery brothers both getting recruited by opposing criminal organizations as couriers ina an increasingly violent sprawl.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yar? Or Kanye?