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So um, about Ferengis having their lobes rubbed… (startrek.website)
submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just for fun... i named my rabit oomox and the second one ponfar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

That's appropriate since rabbits are basically in Pon farr 24/7

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I checked this and it is a scientifically correct statement.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't say masturbation directly, but akin to rubbing nipples or some other erogenous zone. Whoever is getting it done is definitely getting their chub on.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

probably more of a c/daystrom question tbh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

When you come all the way down, please fix that apostrophe 😬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

so what's the hostile ear grab about then

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Gentle stroking vs Monkey Steals The Peach

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

I joke that I'm giving my dog oomox when I rub his ears, it seems to have a similar effect to a ferengi.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes. According to Daimon Tog, "the ear is one of our most erogenous zones."

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

JADZIA WAS JERKING HIM OFF IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS?!

[insert fainting]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Erogenous zone doesn't really mean genitals. Lots of people have erogenous zones on their neck or get turned on from someone running a hand through their hair. Hand on the small of their back too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Socially acceptable in that culture.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Power move

Maintain eye contact throughout the entire range of motion. Don't blink. Assert dominance

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Her boss and best friend was in the same room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

When you have centuries of life experience you stop giving a fuck about the social expectations of Earth

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Changes nothing!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Glory to you…

and your House.