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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Now, it turns out, bacon is actually good for you in moderation. Turns out it has the same Omega 3 fat found in healthy fish and other foods, so now they're saying, a healthy diet should include bacon. And sugar, well - a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, so we do need some sugar in our diet also.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Its fat time right now, gonna eat a whole frozen pizza

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Don't forget to cover it in sugar for maximum energy.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

ive heard they're even better cooked

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Cooked with sugar for a glaze, deep fried, and then topped with sugar while cooling are my Achilles’ heels ngl

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

You look weak. I recommend you drink some 36% cream. It will give you energy and you won't need that exercise nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Got milk?
Or the Dutch “Melk is goed voor elk” (“milk is good for anyone”). Same vibe, different era.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

almost every "milk is good for you" campaign has been government-funded marketing for people to consume the surplus stock of overproduced dairy post-war. human milk is good for human babies, animal milk is good for animal babies.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

And cheese. You forgot cheese.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh but cheese is delicious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

this is true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

It really isn’t, though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It really is though.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It really is though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The fat time of day: youre really hungry and reacy to eat twoof everything, Here's how sugar can help. "If sugar can fill that bollow feling. 'm all for it." The fat time of day'" is when you're over-hungry and want to overcat. Thať's when your appestat" is turned up high. To turn your appestat back to low, take a little sugar in a soft drink, or a candy bar, shortly before mealtime. Sugar turns into encrgy faster than any other food. Sugar helps keep your appetite down, your encrgy up -and-helps slip you safcly past the "fat timc of day." Sugar..only 18 calories per teaspoon, and it's all energy. *"A neural center in the bypothbalamus believed to regulate appetite. "– Webster's Third New International Dictionary. TIME, JULY 25, 1969 Busy holidays coming up? Handy new recipe bookler. "Desserts by the Clock," fits fixing time to e and handling POStage and vOur Sugar Information P.O. Box 2664, Grand Central Station, New York, New York 10o1 3

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

thanks, mr bad OCR

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Sugar fills that hollow feeling in my soul, and isn't that the important thing?

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