this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

lmao this one is funny

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna CHIM!

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never played through the main quest far enough to get to this part.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Sadly, Skyrim has a lack of fat ass Bosmer bfs, including in the main quest. At least there's Faendal, but followers don't solve puzzles for you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the skeletons aren't homophobic, they're just racist

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Checks out. Skyrim doesn't have any rules against gay marriage, but these are ancient Nords who stole their lands from the snow elves.

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tfw no big ass bosmer twink bf

Why even live?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

you want a giant bosmer twink bf, then come get one >:3

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

The Elder Scrolls say that we need some elven bussy in our lives.