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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I need the Tumblr clown husbandry fandom to weigh in on this - do clowns lay eggs or live-birth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Pouch like a kangaroo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Balloon animal eggs

Bonus because I had to see them so now you do too

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Do Clownfish breed in captivity? I know the Blue Tang "Dory" don't, leading to massive population decline following the "Finding Nemo" movie as aquarium's scrambled to obtain some.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Blue Tang Wang Clang breeds with EVERYbody.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I respect your efforts.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yes, the clowns in my tank were breed in captivity. There are a ton of fish now breed in captivity

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Maybe the new Balatro update dropped.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

gotta be the plot to killer klowns from outer space 2

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was a bit sheltered by a strict parent, and saw the original as a kid at a babysitter's. Mistake! I had nightmares for a while after...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I don't understand fear of clowns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My best drummer was a clown. His whole family was clowns. I wish I'd kept in touch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Haha you could contact him again?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

last I heard he's an actuary so i'm not sure he's anything like what I knew him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I've got a theory that John Wayne Gacy paved the way for that fear. Not saying it wasn't around before, but after you'd feel pretty vindicated.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Uncanny Valley is probably the main culprit. It's close enough to human, but not.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

That's why I hate mimes probably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

R.I.P. Ronald McDonald. Killed by the great clown scare of the twenty teens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I remember the murder clowns if 2016. And then one was elected into the highest office (with some electoral college fuckery).

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Many fears are not logical. Clowns though sort of make sense.

Being fearful of something that CLEARLY is out of place goes straight back to evolutionary reactions to our world.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I want to know whose idea it was to paint bold whimsical colors on a person's face in the first place? Like who thought that was a good idea, and what was the effect they were going for?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Probably entertainment before TV

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If that was the case we wouldn't have circus and rodeo clowns, both of which are lightheated fun and not terrifying demons of the night.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

We're talking about an irrational fear here. Just because it's generally irrational, that doesn't mean that there isn't a valid base that the irrationality stems from. Evolution has hardwired us to be fearful of certain things, usually that is just a general discomfort and avoidance, but for some people those fears go beyond the rational response. Clowns may seem like a silly thing to be afraid of to someone that's not scared of them, because you have a rational response to that stimulus.

For a more general example, let's look at a different phobia, one that people often reference incorrectly, referencing general discomfort as if it were a phobia, claustrophobia. Humans generally don't like cramped or small confined spaces, it reduces mobility and options, which evolutionary meant survival, but to those with claustrophobia that instead feels like a real life or death situation, regardless of actual safety. You put a "normal" person in a dog crate and they'll be uncomfortable but they know they aren't going to die just by being in there. Put someone claustrophobic in one however and they'll likely feel like they can't breathe and are dying, despite there clearly being enough airflow, and while they know there's enough air, their fear won't let them process that correctly, it's irrational.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

My family was killed by a rodeo clown.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Also sounds like something from a Stephen King book.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

You beat me to it! But only by five days!