Holy hell my heart skipped a beat reading that headline. Politics is stressful
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Same reason my dad left 30 years ago
Gotta follow your dreams.
She can hang out with Sig and the boys in Dutch.
Deadliest catch story lines are drying up. Gotta have Harris call in an airstrike on an illegal Chinese trawler.
She's too old and not fit to work on fishing boat.
She could do it, it's actually very easy to work on a fishing boat.
What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?
I don't know.....Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.
Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It's even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.
Settle down ken m
Of course not.
They migrate