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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She's too old and not fit to work on fishing boat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She could do it, it's actually very easy to work on a fishing boat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What, do you think the fish just fall out of a coconut tree?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't know.....Gilligans Island was never quite clear how they reliably fed a group of 7 with only coconuts and fish for 3 years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Fishing is not hard at all. Children go fishing. It's even easier on a boat where the net does all the catching, and then a machine pulls the net up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Settle down ken m

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Of course not.

They migrate