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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shitstorming.
Bring a fan.

This shitstorming could have been an email, or a fax.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Not to be confused with pooping brain.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why do so many people shit in the shower??

/s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

How many shower shitters do you know?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ye ol wafflestomp

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At least for me, I've solved quite a lot of problems on my way home from work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I work mornings in the office and drive home on lunch break to wfh the rest of the day and all my best solutions pop into my head in that drive home. It's great because it's a quick break from work to get the brain percolating and then I can jump right into solving mode as soon as I get home.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Couldn't be me, i'm on my phone watching YouTube shorts and getting angry at the absolute shit content i"m forcing myself to watch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Basically this, but usually the best ideas come to me during smoke breaks instead. (Still trying to kick that addiction, don't smoke, kids, I've managed to get rid of alcohol and other drugs I experimented with in the past, nicotine just won't fucking stop with the fucking urges, even when you manage to "quit" for months at a time.)