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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Even faster to say Net

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

i've often heard it called dubdubdub

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I generally say “werwerwer”.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Here in france, everyone says "3w". Pronouncing it entirely sounds like "Double V, double V, double V" so "3w" sounds like "Trois double V", which funnily enough, is still longer than world wide web!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

But in French "W" is often abbreviated to "V". Like BMW --> Beh Ehm Veh (often shortened even further to "Beh Ehm").

So WWW would be "veh veh veh".

In any case "World Wide Web" is quite the mouthful for the average French speaker.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Watching old commercials is hilarious. "If YOU would like to see our locations on the world-wide-web, visit our website on your web browser by typing in w, w, w, dot, appliance, dash, direct, dot, com!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It sounds too complicated for me. Probably intended for more advanced users.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

My favorite was "The Information Superhighway."

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Pretty much in every language but English.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Call it WoWaWe

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

It has to be 30 years that I've been using this. I might have said the full term a couple times at the start but that quickly ended.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna start using worldwideweb as my default subdomain now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

world.wide.web

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm gonna start saying "wild wild west"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Visit us at double you double you double you double you double you dot!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

double you double you double you double you double you dot

"wwww."?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

HTTP colon backslash backslash

(I know they're not backslashes.)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I do not pronounce that part of a URL. Who still does that? Why would you need to do that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Because it's an artifact from a time when having a website for a business was entirely optional, and novel. This wasn't happening everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Because www.example.com and example.com, while the same website nearly all of the time, are technically different and could point to different places.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True. And there's also the websites that use "en." or some other language code, and "www." just leads to the language selection.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Some people don't know how to properly DNS, and IIRC some smaller DNS services don't support CNAMEing the root.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Say "dubdubdub" or "dubbadubdub". "winwinwin" would also be acceptable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Dub is short for win.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think we should sit down and take the shortest syllable version of each word/expression from each language and combine them all into one fast language.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Kids these days don't remember President Dubya I guess 😔

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Wuh wuh wuh

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