Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I ask you thee these questions three; ere the other side you see

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah they replaced the toll booth workers with machines!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Well maybe they should have worked harder on their rhyming skills.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I mean... Have you tried?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You can still do it as a hobby.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Who can afford upkeep on a bridge today as a hobby?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Dunno about English, but in German, "living under the bridge" means "being homeless". Which is free. For now. Better try it before it gets a fee.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

And with a lithp I told them to kith my ath