I'm not explaining this one to the kids. Someone else can.
That picture has to be doctored because he is out of shape and fat
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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Eh, a really good photographer can fix that
With editing tools
That is the newest looking hat I've seen since one time when I bought a brand new hat. Seriously, mine looked more beat up than that within a month, tops. Also mine wasn't the cowboy hat (or fedora). Honestly I can't remember what kind of hat it was it was like 15 years ago at the very least.
All hat, no cattle.
NEY YORK CITY?!
Get a rope
Poser
He doesn't look goofier than anyone else that dresses up like a cowboy that isn't actively doing rodeo/ranching on horseback.
I hate to tell you this- they all look goofy if they aren't actually doing cowboy stuff.
Do you think someone walking around in a firefighter outfit for fashion reasons wouldn't look ridiculous?
I'm totally heterosexual by the way. In case anybody would question my sexuality. But nobody would because I'm so obviously heterosexual. I mean, I drive a humongous truck, and I wear cowboy attire and I absolutely love Brokeback Mountain, the cowboy documentary, and I eat meat, and I am heterosexual, so yeah.
Also, one of my favourite hobbies is making my own fudge which I then pack and send to all my friends.
Tax(his)Ass
I'm getting a lot of Westworld players vibes from the photos in this thread.
Not the "good" players vibes, more the "I'm here to pose a badass, get drunk at the saloon, fuck a prostitute and then shoot her" vibes...
He would definitely be eating an apple
No. Get a rope.
Why y'all hating on NYC salsa? Must be a reference I don't get.
Also, fuck Musk.
As an American 90s kid...
There was a series of TV commercials for Pace Picante Salsa. In this series of commercials, there's a group of cowboys gathered around somewhere, like a campfire, and they're eating something Tex-Mex.
They get to comparing their salsa jars and they realize Pace is made in Texas, but "This stuffs made in New York City!", to which additional cowboys and/or extras chant in unison, "NEW YORK CITY?".
Then "get a rope"
No you don't understand, they cannot mix tomatoes salt and peppers together in the northeast.
...well see, there's your tell already: the primary ingredient in real salsa is peppers, not tomatoes...
It’s a television commercial… (in the voice of Frau Farbissina)
Bezos did it first:
"Texas"
~Elon Musk
"Taxes"
~Everyone else
In all fairness, unless you're getting your salsa from the taco kiosk in the gas station, most salsa in Texas tastes like it was made in New York City.
(Or if you live in El Paso, but I've never really seen that as part of Texas. It's its own place)
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